Ah, the holidays. There isn’t a merrier or more heart-warming time of year than the few months between Thanksgiving and New Year’s Eve. It is a time of thanks and love, appreciation and devotion, as well as being nice or being naughty.
Maybe it’s the cold weather or maybe it’s the love in the air, but either way, the holidays are notorious for people “getting together.”
It is a jolly time when everyone is quick with a smile and a warm hug to say hello. College students are returning home for the break and with them comes that college mentality, ready to see old friends and old lovers and make the most of their short period together.
But no matter your age or your occupation or your gender or sexual tendencies and preferences, everyone can appreciate funny, creative and straight-to-the-point pickup lines.
So whether you’re trying to hit on that cute girl at the bar or merely trying to be more spontaneous with your spouse of 10 years, here are nine pickup lines to use during the holidays that are guaranteed to get a reaction.
“Are you interested in seeing the ‘North Pole’?”
Sexual and straight to the point, this leaves the person with a mere “yes or no” answer and will at least leave them smiling, if not leaving with you.
“Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.”
This one is more on the creative side and will leave them thinking about exactly what you just mentioned, whether they want to or not. It is now just your job to make sure they don’t mind being a “tree.”
“Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.”
While this one may take a second to register, it is guaranteed to get a laugh out of them. And all girls love a guy who can make them laugh.
“Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?”
This is definitely one of the sweeter and cuter holiday pickup lines. Just make sure you don’t actually take a picture of them—that is creepy.
“Do you like the song ‘Jingle Bells?’ Because you look like you go all the way.”
Maybe a tad bit on the riskier side, but this pickup line is hilarious and incorporates one of everyone’s favorite Christmas songs.
“If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you in between the holidays?”
This is easily my favorite one because it is creative, it is funny and it gets to the point. No way will she not be laughing after telling this one.
“Is your name ‘Kwanzaa?’ Because I’d love to do you for a whole week?”
Maybe Christmas isn’t your “thing.” No worries, one of the best holiday pickup lines actually revolves around Judaism and Kwanzaa.
“I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.”
This is definitely one you can use on a significant other or someone of importance to you, not that random hot girl you see across the bar.
“If you jingle my bells I’ll promise you a white Christmas.”
Alright, alright, alright; right here is hands down the crudest and funniest holiday pickup line—at least in my book. Whether it will get you slapped or get your laid is for you to find out, but I highly recommend it.
Learn more about holiday pick up lines from the video below!